The other day he climbed into the car carrier and got stuck. He now has a scratch & bruise on his knee.
Today it looked like his belly button was bleeding. It wasn't. It was chocolate. He put a chocolate chip in his belly button. To save for later. And yes, that is what he told me.
He convinces teenage girls that he's scared to down slides at the park so that they take him down on their laps. He smiles the whole way.
Direct quote from me: "Riley, if you lick me one more time you're going on a timeout!" Yep, he was licking my arm, telling me that I was ice cream.
Last Monday at dinner: "I wanna go Disneyland." Completely random.
Last week he didn't want to lay down for a nap. So he told on me. To a toy. Said toy proceeded to tell him that it was ok, he didn't have to lay down. The amazing part? He changed his voice to answer for the toy!
The week before that he put Papa on a timeout. And told Papa that he isn't allowed to talk when he's on a timeout. LOL We aren't sure what Papa did.
He was eating popcorn a couple nights ago. Brad was supposed to be sharing the bowl with him. Riley got mad every time Brad grabbed some. Riley finally started hitting Brad's arm when it came near. Then he wrapped his arm around the top of the bowl, hunched over it, and yelled whenever Brad came near the popcorn. Of course, I started grabbing from the other side! lol Then he was hunched over, guarding the bowl and shoving in popcorn.
Tonight, they were again sharing popcorn. Brad grabbed a handful. Riley grabbed his arm, pulled his hand to his mouth and started to eat it. LOL He looked like an animal in the petting zoo. One hand full of popcorn, the other hand holding Brads hand to his mouth!
Ok, that's all I can think of right now. But yeah, he keeps me laughing!
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